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Croissantia
"Revolution is a lifestyle, not an event"
👥 190
🏛 4 cities
📊 Tense
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FreedoMart™
"Your democracy, delivered in 30 mins or less"
👥 303
🏛 4 cities
📊 Tense
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Ordnung.DE
"Fun will be scheduled from 18:00 to 18:15"
👥 413
🏛 4 cities
📊 Tense
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Queuetopia
"Politely declining since 1066"
👥 104
🏛 4 cities
📊 Tense
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Tsar.NET
"404: Democracy not found"
👥 344
🏛 4 cities
📊 Tense
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Cryptostan
"In blockchain we trust, everything else is FUD"
👥 485
🏛 4 cities
📊 Tense
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Neutraland
"Your gold is safe, your morals are optional"
👥 156
🏛 4 cities
📊 Tense
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Vibeistan
"Governance by consensus, decisions by drums"
👥 456
🏛 4 cities
📊 Tense
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